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Best names mock 2020

Posted: 27 Mar 2020 10:58
by salmar80
:jam: Due to lack of great name talent, only top 20 :banana:

:bengals: 1. EDGE Chase Young - But only if they're over 18! :messedup:
:redskins: 2. WR CeeDee Lamb - Kids' favorite CeeDee, every track's lyrics = "Baaah"!
:lions: 3. WR Tee Higgins - My fingers want to type "Tree Huggins" or "Tee Baggins", but it's always Tee time
:giants: 4. OL Tyler Biadasz - Mean fellow, a real Biadasz
:dolphins: 5. QB Jalen Hurts - Perfect ILB name wasted on a QB :(
:chargers: 6. OL Charlie Heck - Distant relation of Johnnie Darn, Willie Fudge and Billie Poop :censored:
:panthers: 7. OL Matt Hennessy - Scout opinions differ: VSOP or XO? :beer2:
:cardinals: 8. LB Shaquille Quarterman - Scout opinions differ: 1st, 2nd, 3rd or 4th Quarterman?
:jaguars: 9. RB DeeJay Dallas - Post-football musical career set up down to the location :dance:
:browns: 10. S Nigel Warrior - Now entering the Arena of Death, the mighty Warrior, Nigel!
:jets: 11. RB Tavien Feaster - Do not let near a buffet table
:raiders: 12. TE Joey Magnifico - Shouts "Abracadabra!" every time he catches the ball
:49ers: 13. S Jaquarius Landrews - Anyone calling him Aquarius Andrews dies horribly
:buccaneers: 14. WR Maurice Ffrench - Not just French, extremely Ffrench!
:broncos: 15. LB Scoota Harris - Ride that Scoota all game long
:falcons: 16. DL Teair Tart - Teair, please, don't name your daughter Candy, even if she's a real sweetart
:cowboys: 17. OL Calvin Throckmorton - Side job as a medieval philosopher. Unlikely to know that "Throckmorton sign" refers to the penis pointing in the direction of unilateral disease of the pelvis or hip :shock: :messedup:
:dolphins: 18. RB JaMycal Hasty - Said his every girlfriend ever :oops:
:raiders: 19. CB Luq Barcoo - My next dog shall be "Barcoo"
:jaguars: 20. CB Noah Igbinoghene - Play-by-play announcers rooting for him to go undrafted :idn:
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:packers: 30. LB Michael Divinity Jr. - Answer to prayers at LB :pray: :pray: :pray: :pray: :pray:

Re: Best names mock 2020

Posted: 27 Mar 2020 11:15
by BF004
lmao, have to reread the names several times to get some of the jokes, like playing Mad Gab. :lol: :beer2:



Love the team icon smilies :usa: :heart: :cheer:

Re: Best names mock 2020

Posted: 27 Mar 2020 11:20
by Yoop
the quarantine at work :chuckle:

Re: Best names mock 2020

Posted: 27 Mar 2020 11:21
by salmar80
BF004 wrote:
27 Mar 2020 11:15
Love the team icon smilies
Do add the Bears logo with transparent background
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And here's a new one for the LA Rams:
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Re: Best names mock 2020

Posted: 27 Mar 2020 11:23
by BF004
salmar80 wrote:
27 Mar 2020 11:21
BF004 wrote:
27 Mar 2020 11:15
Love the team icon smilies
Do add the Bears logo with transparent background chicago-bears-icon.png
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And here's a new one for the LA Rams:
la-rams-icon.png
I'll get there, I had a few other smilies I wanted to add. Was looking to see if I could export the smily pack, edit it with the new ones and reupload it. But its confusing and I might just crash the whole forum, if not the whole internet doing so.

Definitely need to add proper sized avatars to the default gallery, too.

Re: Best names mock 2020

Posted: 27 Mar 2020 12:19
by Gunzaan
The new Rams one looks like an indoor soccer team logo.

Re: Best names mock 2020

Posted: 27 Mar 2020 12:33
by salmar80
Gunzaan wrote:
27 Mar 2020 12:19
The new Rams one looks like an indoor soccer team logo.
It's not the worst ever, but they tried to cram a horn, the sun and surf/beach into one, and that's at least one element too much for one logo.

Their alternate ram head logo is pretty sweet, tho:

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Re: Best names mock 2020

Posted: 02 Apr 2020 11:27
by BF004
salmar80 wrote:
27 Mar 2020 11:21
BF004 wrote:
27 Mar 2020 11:15
Love the team icon smilies
Do add the Bears logo with transparent background chicago-bears-icon.png
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And here's a new one for the LA Rams:
la-rams-icon.png
I come bearing gifts :stanta: of new emojis with transparent backgrounds :bears:

:thumbl: :thumbr: :king: :guitar: :police: :salute: :sleeping: :puke: :yoshi: :tiphat: :surrender: :rams:

Re: Best names mock 2020

Posted: 02 Apr 2020 11:37
by salmar80
BF004 wrote:
02 Apr 2020 11:27
I come bearing gifts :stanta: of new emojis with transparent backgrounds :bears:

:thumbl: :thumbr: :king: :guitar: :police: :salute: :sleeping: :puke: :yoshi: :tiphat: :surrender: :rams:
Oh boy, I won't need to write anything anymore...

:thumbr: :heart: :thumbl:

Re: Best names mock 2020

Posted: 02 Apr 2020 11:39
by Pckfn23
I can't believe you missed Javelin Guidry...

Re: Best names mock 2020

Posted: 02 Apr 2020 11:46
by BF004

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:bears: :rams:
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Re: Best names mock 2020

Posted: 02 Apr 2020 12:26
by NCF
BF004 wrote:
02 Apr 2020 11:27
:yoshi:
:aok:

Re: Best names mock 2020

Posted: 02 Apr 2020 12:30
by BF004
NCF wrote:
02 Apr 2020 12:26
BF004 wrote:
02 Apr 2020 11:27
:yoshi:
:aok:
Haven't thought of an actual functional way to use that one yet, but I just like it. :P :salute:

Re: Best names mock 2020

Posted: 02 Apr 2020 12:32
by BF004
Oh yeah, this one is new too.

:worship:

And added these too: :thumbl: :thumbr:



Goal being to get rid of the stupid purple guys. :hail: :aok:



Still might want the bowing guy, but can get rid of the purple thumbs up one.

Re: Best names mock 2020

Posted: 02 Apr 2020 12:34
by NCF
BF004 wrote:
02 Apr 2020 12:32
Still might want the bowing guy, but can get rid of the purple thumbs up one.
Its blue. And I like it.

Re: Best names mock 2020

Posted: 09 Apr 2020 15:22
by Pckfn23
You missed the best one: John Penisini