Best names mock 2020
Posted: 27 Mar 2020 10:58
Due to lack of great name talent, only top 20
1. EDGE Chase Young - But only if they're over 18!
:redskins: 2. WR CeeDee Lamb - Kids' favorite CeeDee, every track's lyrics = "Baaah"!
3. WR Tee Higgins - My fingers want to type "Tree Huggins" or "Tee Baggins", but it's always Tee time
4. OL Tyler Biadasz - Mean fellow, a real Biadasz
5. QB Jalen Hurts - Perfect ILB name wasted on a QB
6. OL Charlie Heck - Distant relation of Johnnie Darn, Willie Fudge and Billie Poop
7. OL Matt Hennessy - Scout opinions differ: VSOP or XO?
8. LB Shaquille Quarterman - Scout opinions differ: 1st, 2nd, 3rd or 4th Quarterman?
9. RB DeeJay Dallas - Post-football musical career set up down to the location
10. S Nigel Warrior - Now entering the Arena of Death, the mighty Warrior, Nigel!
11. RB Tavien Feaster - Do not let near a buffet table
12. TE Joey Magnifico - Shouts "Abracadabra!" every time he catches the ball
13. S Jaquarius Landrews - Anyone calling him Aquarius Andrews dies horribly
14. WR Maurice Ffrench - Not just French, extremely Ffrench!
15. LB Scoota Harris - Ride that Scoota all game long
16. DL Teair Tart - Teair, please, don't name your daughter Candy, even if she's a real sweetart
17. OL Calvin Throckmorton - Side job as a medieval philosopher. Unlikely to know that "Throckmorton sign" refers to the penis pointing in the direction of unilateral disease of the pelvis or hip
18. RB JaMycal Hasty - Said his every girlfriend ever
19. CB Luq Barcoo - My next dog shall be "Barcoo"
20. CB Noah Igbinoghene - Play-by-play announcers rooting for him to go undrafted
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30. LB Michael Divinity Jr. - Answer to prayers at LB
1. EDGE Chase Young - But only if they're over 18!
:redskins: 2. WR CeeDee Lamb - Kids' favorite CeeDee, every track's lyrics = "Baaah"!
3. WR Tee Higgins - My fingers want to type "Tree Huggins" or "Tee Baggins", but it's always Tee time
4. OL Tyler Biadasz - Mean fellow, a real Biadasz
5. QB Jalen Hurts - Perfect ILB name wasted on a QB
6. OL Charlie Heck - Distant relation of Johnnie Darn, Willie Fudge and Billie Poop
7. OL Matt Hennessy - Scout opinions differ: VSOP or XO?
8. LB Shaquille Quarterman - Scout opinions differ: 1st, 2nd, 3rd or 4th Quarterman?
9. RB DeeJay Dallas - Post-football musical career set up down to the location
10. S Nigel Warrior - Now entering the Arena of Death, the mighty Warrior, Nigel!
11. RB Tavien Feaster - Do not let near a buffet table
12. TE Joey Magnifico - Shouts "Abracadabra!" every time he catches the ball
13. S Jaquarius Landrews - Anyone calling him Aquarius Andrews dies horribly
14. WR Maurice Ffrench - Not just French, extremely Ffrench!
15. LB Scoota Harris - Ride that Scoota all game long
16. DL Teair Tart - Teair, please, don't name your daughter Candy, even if she's a real sweetart
17. OL Calvin Throckmorton - Side job as a medieval philosopher. Unlikely to know that "Throckmorton sign" refers to the penis pointing in the direction of unilateral disease of the pelvis or hip
18. RB JaMycal Hasty - Said his every girlfriend ever
19. CB Luq Barcoo - My next dog shall be "Barcoo"
20. CB Noah Igbinoghene - Play-by-play announcers rooting for him to go undrafted
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30. LB Michael Divinity Jr. - Answer to prayers at LB